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food and boys make me super miserable but then cats make me happy again.



pizzajean:

she’s beauty 
she’s grace
she’s miss united states




(Source: comeonletsart)




(Source: weissesrauschen)


nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food







holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: holybae)




nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image




richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(Source: fuckshitpissdick)




harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 




protaq:

when u really excited for a thing but ur friend isnt

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richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

(Source: finalfantasyfootball)




psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*






ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!




squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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