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food and boys make me super miserable but then cats make me happy again.

theyellowbrickroad:

i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them




oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate)




japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”




spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me






(Source: chemtrailqueen)




(Source: butthorn)


folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss




wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: saladfanclub)









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Matti Braun

(Source: mentaltimetraveller)


arsenichydrogensodium:

mozzarella stick themed wedding

(Source: vincecarters)






underweartuesday:

This was one of those pictures of us that I never expected to get as many notes as it has. 




terraes:

from my rotten body flowers will grow

and I am in them, and that is eternity

seriously my favorite gif ever

(Source: la-anatom-a-de-infierno)

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